My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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