sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
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We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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