I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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