Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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