butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
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ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
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Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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