Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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