brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
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So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
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He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO