Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.