She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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