so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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