I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
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Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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