We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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