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I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
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She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
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Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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