Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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