is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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