bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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