If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
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College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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