when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
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Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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