Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
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We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
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His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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