Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
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like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
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If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
lol hangovers are for mortals.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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