weddingsv make me drug and hornr
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
You're earring is so big in my mouth
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Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
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I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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