It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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