Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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