he shaved USA in his pubs
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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