hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
this will be a night to untag.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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