Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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