just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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