My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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