I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
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THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
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you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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