so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
do herpes really smell.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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