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There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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