$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
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We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
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My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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