She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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