your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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