I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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