I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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