either way he was missing a nipple.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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