Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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