everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
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Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
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I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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