two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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