seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
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Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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