listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
