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• (817): View more from Texas

  I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.

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• (415): View more from California

  i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm hungry

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  Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.

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• (585): View more from New York

  His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon

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  what a trade!

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• (904): View more from Florida

  For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Oh god establish a safe word

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  I'm going to! Pineapple.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea

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