what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
These 25 People Believed Fake Facts For Way Too Long
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
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All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.