What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
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the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
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