I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
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