The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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