i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
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We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.