It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
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By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
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I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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