I just pynch a tree in the face
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
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You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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