you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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