She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
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Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
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I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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