$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Can you bring me the toilet please
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