I heard we made out
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
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So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
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I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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