it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
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i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
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Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
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