i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I can't turn off my feet"
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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