i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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