Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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