he puts the penis in happiness.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
The feeling are messing with the penis
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
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