He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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