So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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