Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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