I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
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In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
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That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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