New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Pass out mid-funnel last night.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
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Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
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